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Meet the new boy: Marko Arnautovic

Who is he?

Full name: Marko Arnautovic
D.O.B: 19.4.89
Place of birth: Floridsdorf, Vienna, Austria
Height: 6ft 4"

Facts

HE BORROWED TEAMMATE SAMUEL ETO’O’S BENTLEY AND IT WAS STOLEN 

HE TORE KNEE LIGAMENTS PLAYING WITH HIS DOG

HE CYCLED INTO A GOLF CART 

HE CALLED HIMSELF A CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WINNER BUT NEVER PLAYED IN THE FINAL

HE WAS DESCRIBED BY JOSE MOURINHO AS "UNMANAGEABLE” , WHO ALSO SAID HE "IS A FANTASTIC PERSON BUT HAS THE ATTITUDE OF A CHILD.” 

HE WAS INVOLVED IN A NIGHT CLUB PUNCH-UP DEFENDING HIS BROTHER 

AND (OF COURSE!) HE’S GOOD FRIENDS WITH MARIO BALOTELLI


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